ok, the fujichia don’t-spectate–participate line is still up and still running but it won’t be for long, so call now while you have a chance. a call will cost you a minute of your time (plus long distance charges to worcester) and will net you a very small part on my next album (which is going to be fuckin the best). the jist of it is: <jist> did you ever notice how at a basketball game, the “aiiiiir baaaaaall” chant is always the same notes? this realization led me to wonder if everyone has a default musical note that they sing, when asked to simply “sing a note”. it’s my want to record as many people’s default notes as possible, and string them all together to make a song. while i doubt that i will come across any profound scientific realizations, i do think there will be a profound emotional effect from hearing hundreds of people all singing more or less the same thing, one after the other in a vary rapid fashion. to help me achieve my goals i ask that you call 508.792.2579 (helpful mneumonic aid: dial JØ vs WACK Rx). when prompted so to do (at the beep), clear your throat, sing a note, then a note that’s higher than that one, then a note that’s lower than both. please leave your name so i can thank you in the booklet, and if you want to leave any other monkey business please do. please remember, this is for science so no artsy funny stuff, just actual people really singing. everyone’s invited, so be sure and get mom and dad and big sis to call as well.</jist> do it right now! don’t be such a pisspockets!
