“My art is for those that take the lighter side of life. Good hearts
that like to watch sunrises and sunsets and look at the stars in the heavens and dream. Thank you for looking. Hang loose and be cool.”
my three point plan for selling art on ebay:
1. shit talking. “unlike SOME artists, i use REAL PAINT.”
2. those words that don’t mean anything. “mixed media”, “outsider art”, “frameable”.
3. niche markets. wonder woman walking a greyhound. wonder woman walking a
weimerammer (sp?). wonder woman walking a lhasa apso. batman playing the bass clarinet. silver wind-surfer. my question to you: do you know someone who plays bass? i bet they’d like a painting on REAL POSTERBOARD showing peter parker’s spidey sense going off as he plays bass in a high school rock combo! and you reply: by a WORLD REKNOWNED ARTIST? are you fucking insane? you must be if you need to ask because the answer is clearly yes! then i’m like, whoa, ok! let’s talk!
also, am i helping or hurting myself if i use a whisical art name? you know what i mean– something derivative, like koreanardo, or salvador
wally, or my number one pick right now, helena ptolemaic.
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