i got a hit yesterday from a google query of “give me information about sour candy”. here’s some information about sour candy, nudnik- it’s awesome! it’s a candy you can kind of enjoy just by thinking about it. i bet your mouth is going through all those awesome pavlovian sour candy routines right now, just reading this. fuck! if i was a pretty girl (who just didn’t care) i’d definitely put sour patch kids on the amazon wishlist of my camlog stat. and if i had the quality “pretty” as much as i have the quality “crazy about sour patch kids”, i’d get em. stat.
