well, we got to boston alright, although pulling out of the driveway packed into the wilsonmobile we forgot about the guitar and bass leaned against the trunk and ran over them! seriously, the tire passed over both entirely. the show was in room attached to the harvard radio station and was hot, very hot. we opened, opening with our new song “seven garbagemen”. The Body was next, playing the first show of their short tour. they were, as i promised tim and rich and mary, monstruously loud. Sirens was next but i just couldn’t get into them and it was mad hot so we went on a walk around the block backwards. Bread and Roses played all acoustic as always. when i see a band a number of times i always start to notice new things, and what i noticed about them this time was the drummer (Jamie) doesn’t have a hi hat, he has a tambourine in a frisbee that he taps with his foot. yeah.
after the show kpars had to drive hannah’s car back to her house (hannah is 17 and can’t drive after midnight), but we were compensated with doritos and cereal and orange juice (we were starving). i fell asleep for the rest of the car ride and can only speculate what happened next.
with me asleep, mary felt a lot more comfortable telling kpars the truth about how she has a bionic leg and a bionic arm. kpars, on a lark, turned tim into a dragon, and rich into a shimone dragon (instead of breathing fire he breathed ice). rich blasted me, still asleep, with ice and i went from just being asleep, into suspended animation. a massive robot rended the road ahead of us into spaghetti and we drove up its arm and down its back. the robot turned on its heel and chased us but we outmaneuvered it… into a wormhole! emerging on the same road in an alternate universe with no way of getting home kpars once again used her witchery to turn us into giant moths. we flew around a lot, went to the mountains, it was awesome!
