oops, wrote this two days ago and it sat in the browser while i was carousing-
long story short, i didn’t win the karaoke finals. no one of us (me, holmes, trish, amanda) won. there were two rounds, whereby two people were picked from the first to compete head to head in the second, and these people were good singers, but ultimately, also, the boringest singers. who didn’t get picked: holmes prepared his own disc, a mashup based around sean paul’s “like glue” that incorporated “red red wine”, “she drives me crazy”, “two princes” (?), and like 4 other songs. trish sang “the greatest love”, which gets an a+ for selection. i sang “monster mash” again, because i can consistantly get that and i know (or rather, i assume) that my opinions on inspiration vs accuracy differ from that of the judges. the first level winners sang “zombie”, and “she’s like the wind”, and then ray won with “purple rain”. and for what it’s worth, i like ray, and he can really sing. it was a tough call to make and i harbor no hard feelings. nonetheless, some do, and it’s worth noting.
basically the theories are that someone at the bar doesn’t like the cut of my jib (but it isn’t the bartender or the dj, who love me), OR that we’re being chastised as a group of heterosexuals that dominate the gay bar (and this is an enormous discussion in and of itself), OR my personal favorite, that, as stated before, whoever this third judge is has vastly different opinions on what is and is not good. anyway it doesn’t matter. people talk about “summer of worcester” like it’s portland or some other feel-good town, without acknowledging the worcester screw, and the importance of character building. tonight we learned again (or didn’t) that you will never be recognized for your efforts, but they are still worth doing for the reason you started doing them- you like it. it would be nice (lord don’t i know it) to get an occasional back rub, free beer, or even head nod, but ultimately, i’m singing because i enjoy it, and having money to not win in so doing can only emphasize this. like tupac said- “dedicated to the punks”. accuse me of being overly rational, safe, whatever. as i see it, losers who persevere win more.
hey womag technorati trollz- this post is not reprintable bra!