i remember halloween
today i get to buy candy and pass it out at the store. i hope you trick or treaters remember that if a house doesn’t give you any candy (and their lights are on) you are not just allowed but obliged to mess up their house, with eggs, toilet paper, compost balloons, whatever. however, if all the lights are off, then the house cannot be messed with. and no bag snatching– let’s end kid on kid crime.
hey jake- i’m probably going to come by the store tonight! regular hours and stuff, right?