spouse comedy pt 2
the intern at the office where i now live (i know, right?) is just over from finland, but is actually from south dakota.
billy blue: what were you doing in finland?
jason (the intern): i have a finnish wife.
me: huh! i also have a finnish wife– everytime i get started, she’s already finnish.
points removed for not having said “husband”, as jumping the gun (as it were) is more commonly associated with the less-fair sex. so much so that in this form this joke actually doesn’t make sense. well, we do, doodley do, doodley do, doodley do, what we must, muddily must, muddily must, muddily must; muddily do, muddily do, muddily do, muddily do, until we bust, bodily bust, bodily bust, bodily bust.
today’s post on the HBML blog has turned into a reader-submitted list of candy crust bands, i only point this out because it’s super funny and you RSSivoir dogs might not get the comments.
been eating a lot of purple and blue foods (got blueberries to eat with my asparagus, plus cabbage rice and ginger tofu as a standard lunch until i eat all the cabbage / the cabbage goes bad). i keep thinking of what CK1 said to her little sis, taking home ec at the time, who told her that rice left out more than 20 minutes enters “the danger zone”: “melissa, everything i eat is from the danger zone”. also while i’m quoting our lady of stackitude, homegirl called to wish happy solstice and we discussed being recent aunts/uncles: “when i’m holding this baby, it’s the only time my brain isn’t singing la bamba”. GOD BLESS
i’m moving into an office in 2 weeks