it’s late summer and for some reason there’s punk shows up the WOZZZ…
tonight was another story night in the array of x stories that are 1000/x seconds long. previously was 100 10 second stories and 50 20 second stories, this time, 200 5 second stories. lots of good heads on this one- maralie.com, crisp haddock, kate schapira, robert pickle, muffy, julia newman, scott rebar, others. most used this time to tell jokes or pieces of a continuous story. scott was the best and fully harshed everyone’s comedy buzz in his fashion, leaving us all high and dry in a desert of “wait, what? oh…”s. lots of his pieces were the things he says in his WORK/DEATH shows, that usually get way fuzzed out but you always knew they were so brutal, but didn’t know how uh-oh they were. YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES!!!!!! most of the show i was trying to come up with an initials nickname for julia newman- i got “jangled nerves” and “joyeaux noël”, and amazingly, that’s it! my one critique of the night is that the time limit is totally meaningless and not enforced– people were allowed to ramble on, flubb up, grandstand, or dawdle. perhaps better would be a story length measured in number of words.
previous to that was the jeremy harris homecoming show featuring three consecutive JH + 1 bands (wherein. in turn, 1 = jeff hartford, ali denning, and christopher kites). this was the show of the summer, it was a truly splendid mess, and after everything went everywhere, a surprise dance party that even had me, a wallflower, dragging the other wallflower into the fray. no child left behind! the one touring band played last, having arrived 4 hours late to a show scheduled for 10pm, and they were just a band! how embarrassing, all their clothes stayed on, and no one even fell down.
jean wants me to talk about the show before that, which was really the dreary other side of the coin from the jero show. yes, i’m talking about the miserable depressing “freak folk” neo-shaman “whiskey is a sacrament” actually painful to sit through, insulting our intelligence and being like “i am freaking you out” noodley toodley whoopsy doodley bullshit show. FUCK THAT. it made me wish i could summon “being an asshole”. the entire time i was on the verge of: throwing the guitar out of the window, or stomping around banging a pan chanting “THIS SHOW SUCKS”, or making myself throw up. scott set the show up, as a favor to a friend, and god bless, and he played and it ruled, and there was only one other band, and this band played easily the worst / most embarassing / least redeeming set i have ever seen a musical act perform, and for a very very very very VERY long time. for the record, the band is called “anita fix and bambam”. if this is your band and you are googling your band’s name and reading this, i don’t know what to tell you except to learn a trade.