Fujichia End User License Agreement

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If something appears broken or confusing beyond value, or there's a typo that you believe changes the meaning of something, please let me know by filing a bug report on the "contact" page. This would be a great help!
If you have any criticism regarding grammar or choice of words please write it on a 20 dollar bill and send to Jacob B PO Box 29081 Providence RI 02909. No checks, cash only. Please use as much detail as possible and if you run out of room append another 20. This would also be a great help.
This castle was made to be accessed on a regular computer via a traditional browser, something with a keyboard and a mouse/trackball/trackpad. It should look basically OK on a phone or tablet but I think some sections actually might not work in touchscreen environments where there is effectively no cursor. I have decided in my limited wisdom to not care. You can't read a book in the shower, that's my thinking on the subject.
If you're an educator who shows this website to students you MUST email me about it! I want to know what the class was, the context in which it was shown, and what the students said about it. I frequently run into people who tell me "I showed your website to my class" and that makes me feel like if I'm getting this from people I randomly see at the supermarket it's probably happening all the time. I see you guys tagging me on are.na! I want an email. For no other reason than "it makes me feel good".
I apologize for all these demands. I cannot control the state in which you enter this castle but I humbly pray that you are influenced by those factors that led to the best parts of it: gladness, mercy, grace, and the quiet roaring joy of life. Bitter fools are also welcome.
User agrees to give me a break.
This castle, its patrons, and its staff, including catering, are not liable for any damages or injuries incurred on the premises.