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Library
Grand Ballroom ↘
Washroom ↘
First floor ↘↘
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This magnificent chandelier was a gift from the artist Jackie H Curtiss in the year 2019, in anticipation of the thousand-year anniversary of the castle (2999). Like all the lamps in the castle, the principle construct is that photons are filtered through a piece of transparent glass or plastic. This lamp is constructed out of 16 different absolutely positioned divs.
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Game Room
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now up in
the Grand Ballroom:

Tom Bubul
"Selected Cousins
& Braintrusts"

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Washroom
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Off the main entrance hall is a large stairwell. You can navigate to other rooms using your keyboard:

or by scrolling around with a trackpad. If you're looking for a bathroom there's one on the second floor.
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⭠ Entrance Hall
⭠ Coat Room
Library ⭧⭧
Grand Ballroom ⭧
Washroom ⭧